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"It says in lieu of gifts, we should not show up."
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"Could you put me down now? I really don't like to be touched."
"You kids can let go and go home now."
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Bride's father drags her away while holding a videotape.
Alexander the Great's Wedding Night
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"Well I'm sorry but 'nearly over the threshold' just isn't good enough, Gerald!"
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"Give me a sec, darling, I've nearly finished this chapter."
"Sorry padre...Fred just can't wait to go to bed!"
"I don't mind paying extra. Look at the double bed."
"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."
"I'll throw in an extra fifty bucks if you can carry her all the way to the bed."
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"You were right Mum, he was just like all the rest. As soon as we got to the honeymoon suite he couldn't keep his hands off me!"
The Honeymoon Suite
"All my mother told me about sex was that the man goes on top and the woman goes on the bottom. For years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."
'Carry mother in first.'
"Dunno - I just assumed that you would know what we were supposed to do..."
"I wasn't married to my twenty year old bride for very long, but what a night that was!"
"What do you mean, 'there's a time and a place for that sort of thing'? It's our wedding night!"
"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"
'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'
Man oiling a honeymoon caravan.
'For better and for worse, until death do you part...'
'Our wedding night is a fine time to change back into a frog!'