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The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet
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'And in the event one of you doesn't show up for the ceremony, I can always Photoshop you in later.'
"Bad news...I took all of your wedding pictures on one of those snap apps that erases them after ten seconds."
Wedding selfie stick
'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'
"My camera froze up during the ceremony, but it wasn't a big problem. So did the groom."
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'We had to impound it until he pays for his wedding photos."
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"Maybe we better get the one-hour developing."
"If I'd have known it was going to this hot today I would have covered that indoor wedding."
"I'm afraid natural light is out of the question."
"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."
"Thanks to the divorce rate, most of my business is repeat business."
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"Look, I haven't got all day....are you going to smile or not?"
'No I don't like your idea for cheap wedding photos!'
"I didn't hire a photographer. I thought we'd save a few bob by just taking, wedding selfies."
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'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'
'Can I have the bloody bride and groom please?'
'Watch the birdie...'
'We'd like to return it. There wasn't any on-screen chemistry between us.'
Just Married sign on Bumper Car
Photographers Then and Now.
'Well maybe you wouldn't have attracted the attention of the Time Police, Joe, if you hadn't spent the last fifteen years of your life deliberately Capturing Precious Moments...'