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"It says in lieu of gifts, we should not show up."
The Couple who bought complete services for twelve, including dinner plates, luncheon plates, salad plates, soup bowls. . . .Out of Wedlock
"Oh no! It's an ear! Didn't Vincent get the list?"
The reception was held outdoors, next to an ATM, for the convenience of any guest who forgot to bring a gift.
Sarah regretted having coed wedding shower.
Thank you very much for the lovely wedding present...
"Oh look, just what I've always wanted - a canteen of stainless plastic cutlery!"
'I knew it wouldn't last. This is a combination thank you note and divorce announcement.'
'My mother's wedding present is a cheque to pay for the divorce.'
'They must want cash. They're registered at three banks and two credit unions.'
I wish I could remember which one of our guests gave us these kittens for our wedding gift.
"The problem with asking people for money as a wedding gift is that they think we are bankers."
'Instead of wedding presents Ron and I are asking people to give us cigarettes.'
We need tableware as wedding gifts. As a bachelor eating from a box, bag or can, Phil never acquired plates.
"It's a wedding gift from my mother in law."
Thank you for the wedding present.
His & Hers Towels
"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"
"We're invited to a destination wedding. In lieu of gifts, they want gas money."
"Apparently it was on the wedding list!"
"She's in a borrowed dress and I'm in a rented tux...throw money!"