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"Make a note, Henderson: 'May 4, 9:02 a.m. Unauthorized plant life again growing at random on lawn outside main entrance corporate headquarters. Spoiling symmetry and tranquility. Breeding confusion. Have said plants removed and incinerated soonest. Eyes only.' Original to Maintenance copies to Accounting and Security. And this time, Henderson, let's not have any leaks to the damn secretarial pool."
"If it's any consolation, toward the end he was high as a kite."
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"For the last time-I'm not on drugs, I'm just anime."
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"I only get high off high fashion."
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"Your condition is serious, Mr. Reynolds, but fortunately I recently scored some excellent weed that should alleviate your symptoms."
"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."
Grim Reaper. Trim Reaper. Tim's Reefer
'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'
"I'm taking you off medicinal marijuana and putting you on medicinal harder stuff."
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"Do you guys want Big Government to tell you what kind of marijuana to smoke."
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"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."
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"Shoulda brought the weed."
Thrice Baked Potatoes
"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."
This is your brain on weed! This is Jeff Sessions' brain, always.
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'These new nuclear pesticides are four times more effective than chemicals, plus they're darned fun to watch!'
"Shoulda brought the weed."
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"That should be in high relief."
Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.
"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."
"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"
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'He's an actor. We have him go berserk so we can weed out interns who won't be able to handle tough operations.'
"Manna's good for the munchies."
Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?
Dave's Cannabis Dispensary: High Noon.
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