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"Make a note, Henderson: 'May 4, 9:02 a.m. Unauthorized plant life again growing at random on lawn outside main entrance corporate headquarters. Spoiling symmetry and tranquility. Breeding confusion. Have said plants removed and incinerated soonest. Eyes only.' Original to Maintenance copies to Accounting and Security. And this time, Henderson, let's not have any leaks to the damn secretarial pool."
'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'
The only thing Fred hated more than weeds were weeds that made puns.
'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'
'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'
'You were right - it's shallow rooting but spreading'
'Well, that's the gardening done - until the perishing things spring up again!'
'This is some wildlife garden!'
'It's back breaking work making a garden a nice place to relax in.'
Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.
'This one's so beautiful it almost seems a shame to pull it out...'
"I don't like it. Her new boyfriend keeps popping up everywhere."
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'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'
"I was trying to grow roses, but I got hit by the 'bluebonnet' plague."
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Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...
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'I took care of all the weeds out like you asked. While I was at it, I noticed you had some roses popping up. Don't worry, I took care of them, too.'
'Your honor, he's clearly guilty. I mean, just look at what the defendant is wearing!'
"Before you take him...any chance you can kill some of this crabgrass?"
'Be sure to get the whole root.'
This patch of weeds sponsored by City Greens
"How to deal with weeds."
"Is this one a flower or a weed?I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."
"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"
'OK, dig that one up' Identifying weeds on her computer.