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"Make a note, Henderson: 'May 4, 9:02 a.m. Unauthorized plant life again growing at random on lawn outside main entrance corporate headquarters. Spoiling symmetry and tranquility. Breeding confusion. Have said plants removed and incinerated soonest. Eyes only.' Original to Maintenance copies to Accounting and Security. And this time, Henderson, let's not have any leaks to the damn secretarial pool."
"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."
'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'
Johnny Appleseed's evil spawn
Tags:johnny appleseed, john chapman, pioneer, pioneers, american pioneer, american pioneers, american history, historical figure, historical figures, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, nature, nature lover, nature lovers, apple tree, apple trees, weeds, crabgrass, dandelions, dandelion, poison ivy, nettle, nettles, planting seeds, plant seeds, grow, grows, growing, evil spawn, children, child, progeny, legacy, legacies, grandchild, kid, kids, grandkid, grandkids
"Shoulda brought the weed."
'These new nuclear pesticides are four times more effective than chemicals, plus they're darned fun to watch!'
"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"
Tags:plant, plants, grass, greener, happier, happy, happiness, unhappy, the grass is greener on the other side, weed, weeds, unkempt, messy, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, lawn, lawns, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, jealously, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay
'He's an actor. We have him go berserk so we can weed out interns who won't be able to handle tough operations.'
The only thing Fred hated more than weeds were weeds that made puns.
'Take me to your weeder!'
'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'
'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'
'You were right - it's shallow rooting but spreading'
'That's your idea of weed control?'
'Well, that's the gardening done - until the perishing things spring up again!'
"Declared Victory Garden"
Tags:garden, gardens, gardening, victory garden, victory gardens, war garden, war gardens, plant, plants, grass, grasses, weed, weeds, flower, flowers, tall, overgrown, lawn, lawns, yard, yards, backyard, backyards, front yard, front yards, landscape, landscapes, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, upkeep, eyesore, ugly, declared victory, victory, victories, war, wars, maintenance, lawn maintenance, property maintenance, nature, natural
Blowing dandelion clock
'This is some wildlife garden!'
Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda
'This one's so beautiful it almost seems a shame to pull it out...'
Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.
"I don't like it. Her new boyfriend keeps popping up everywhere."
Tags:dandelion, dandelions, weed, weeds, weeding, garden, gardens, flowerbed, flowerbeds, flower bed, flower beds, popping up, sprouting, sprout, sprouts, flower, flowers, flowering, black sheep, bad boyfriend, bad boyfriends, bad match, bad matches, out of his league, outclass, outclasses, outclassing, mismatch, mismatched, mismatches
"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."
'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'
'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'