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'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'
'Either my waterbed is leaking... or I am.'
How Dogs Identify Themselves in Upscale Neighborhoods.
'Urology...can you hold?'
'Oh great, here comes that neighbour's dog again!'
'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'
Incontinence Hot Line - 'Please hold.'
No one liked standing next to Moses at the urinal.
Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.
'He goes in my drinking bowl...'
Dog gets sprayed by hydrant.
"Well, find another way to make a political statement."
An Astronaut on the Moon, peeing in the background
These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff.
"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."
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'Now I understand the trickle-down theory!'
Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.
'I guess you really did have to go.'
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If dogs had settled the west...
'Good lord, man: have you lost all self-respect?'
'How can I put this... My bladder is not what you'd call a 'control freak'.'
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Last tree that you can tinkle behind for 95 miles,just ahead.
Glad your home,
'Moses in the Gents.'