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"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."
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She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)
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'That's our mission statement.'
"I am a golem, but on weekends I do Domino's."
The King Can Do No Wrong
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“Have you given any thought to what you’ll do with your Saturdays when the world’s fossil fuels are used up?”
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"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"
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A man in a bathrobe looks at his computer screen which reads "Would it kill you to put on some decent clothes?".
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"Thanks for a lovely weekend. Now you must come visit us in Washington Square."
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"I internalize my mother's needs Monday through Friday and my father's needs most weekends."
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"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."
"I'm going away for the weekend. Would you mind feeding my husband?"
'The company laid off 20,000 of its emplyees. How would you feel about a 168 hour work week?'
'Ed, I think we should talk about our 'casual friday' policy...'
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Freedom, Liberty and 5:01 on a Friday.
'You get 104 personal day. They're called Saturdays and Sundays.'
'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'
'It's late Friday. Anyone object if we wrap up a bit early?'
"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"
"Interesting weekend, Prendergast?"
'Here's my 'What I did over the weekend' report. However, there were a few seconds I couldn't account for.'
'Just out of curiosity, who do you punish on weekends?'