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"So then I'm, like, 'Waaaaah! Waaaah!'"
A nun cries
'We scored eight goals last week.'
'Why's this cheque wet?' - 'I was crying when I wrote it.'
The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Gets A Job
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Man sends musical notes to woman weeping hearts,
'Boy...usually it just gently weeps.'
Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.
A psychiatrist breaks down crying in front of his patient.
'It's going to be all right, sir. Just slow down and tell me how long you've been lost.'
"He's reading the quarterly report in the rain so no one can tell that his face is streaked with tears."
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'And that's just an estimate sir!'
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Rodin's THE FEELER
"Let me do the crying, okay?"
'No one ever sees the tears of a clown fish.'
"For me, tears alone don't work: I have to throw a tantrum as well to get some attention..."
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"I'm so sorry Lucy, I wasn't trying to be insensitive: I have trouble recognizing real tears...'
'Sad endings always make me cry.'
'I told him I never want to see him again. . . and he believed me.'
'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'
'Yes, but who do I make love to tonight.'
'He just got the bill for his grief counseling.'