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'I claim this land for...'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, territory, territories, territorial, wee, wees, mark, marks, marking, marked, flag, flags, flagging, flagged, claim, claims, claiming, claimed, late, lateness, beat, beats, beating, beaten, fast, faster, fastest, urinate, urinates, urinated, urination, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'
How Dogs Identify Themselves in Upscale Neighborhoods.
'Oh great, here comes that neighbour's dog again!'
Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.
'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'
'He goes in my drinking bowl...'
"This was YOUR idea...YOU clean it up!"
Dog gets sprayed by hydrant.
An Astronaut on the Moon, peeing in the background
These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff.
"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."
Tags:sport, sports, tv, television, football, baseball, cricket, basketball, golf, soccer, toilet, men, husband, wife, televised sport, phone, wee, urine, glass, wees, weeing, addict, addicts, sports nut, sports nuts, sport lover, sport lovers, addiction, potty break, potty breaks, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet breaks, toilet break
'Now I understand the trickle-down theory!'
"It's about time the training wheels came off!"
Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.
If dogs had settled the west...
'Good lord, man: have you lost all self-respect?'
'How can I put this... My bladder is not what you'd call a 'control freak'.'
Tags:old man, old men, pensioner, pensioners, oap, oaps, bladder, bladders, bladder problem, bladder problems, control, controls, controlled, controlling, controller, controllers, control freak, control freaks, weak bladder, weak bladders, toilet, toilets, wee, wees, weeing, weed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Again I'm sorry, Judith, but there's somethin' wrong with that boy, He hasn't had a drink in weeks, Yet here I am, about to stop for the 4th time so he can use the restroom,
Tags:camel, camels, hump, humps, restroom, restrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, bursting, desperate, wee, wees, stop, stopping, journey, journeys, drink, drinks, drinking, judith, fed up, annoyed, annoy, annoying, rest, room, unimpressed, pain, bladder, bladders, problem, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Don't you dare!'
Fire hydrant sprays on dog.
'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'
Another form of performance anxiety.
'Hey, bonehead! You're supposed to mark the cards before the game begins.'