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"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."
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"One slice—hold the bread."
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'It's the most effective appetite suppressant available,'
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Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.
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"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
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"Am I still hungry or am I just eating this because it's still there?"
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"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."
"I'm not actually overweight—I just read heavy."
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"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"
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"Does this lens flare make me look fat?"
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"Your contents have shifted."
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'Don't worry. The pound has devalued, so you've actually lost weight.'
"It's mostly sweater weight."
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"See? The good still outweighs the bad."
Your weight - scales; Your integrity - polygraph.
'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'
'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'
"They're Trump scales, I only weigh 98lbs!"
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"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."
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"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."
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'He says we have to change our name to the Kilo Shop.'
'In the last 26 years, I've lost 2143 pounds. Unfortunately, in the same period I've gained 2187 pounds!'
'My wife says I'm full of myself, so you'll have to deduct for that.'
'Your head weighs 26 pounds, same as your feet.'
The lying scale.