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Weigh Cartoons and Comics

Weigh cartoon 1 of 125


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"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

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"One slice—hold the bread."

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'It's the most effective appetite suppressant available,'

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Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

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"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

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"Am I still hungry or am I just eating this because it's still there?"

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"I'm not actually overweight—I just read heavy."

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"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"

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"Does this lens flare make me look fat?"

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"Your contents have shifted."

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'Don't worry. The pound has devalued, so you've actually lost weight.'

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"It's mostly sweater weight."

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"See? The good still outweighs the bad."

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Your weight - scales; Your integrity - polygraph.

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'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

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'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

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"They're Trump scales, I only weigh 98lbs!"

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"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

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"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

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'He says we have to change our name to the Kilo Shop.'

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'In the last 26 years, I've lost 2143 pounds. Unfortunately, in the same period I've gained 2187 pounds!'

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'My wife says I'm full of myself, so you'll have to deduct for that.'

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'Your head weighs 26 pounds, same as your feet.'

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The lying scale.

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Overweight man groaning at the fact he can't see the dial on his scales, due to his gut.

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