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'It's the most effective appetite suppressant available,'
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Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.
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"See? The good still outweighs the bad."
Your weight - scales; Your integrity - polygraph.
'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'
'He says we have to change our name to the Kilo Shop.'
'I've put on a lot of weight, but I'll lose it all in the Spring.'
'In the last 26 years, I've lost 2143 pounds. Unfortunately, in the same period I've gained 2187 pounds!'
'Your head weighs 26 pounds, same as your feet.'
The lying scale.
Overweight man groaning at the fact he can't see the dial on his scales, due to his gut.
Missing The Problem
"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."
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'I still say you haven't given the diet a fair chance.'
'Friday is your unlucky day.'
'Dude, you leave the house once a year...what did you expect?'
Scale indicates the value of books.
A man with a beer belly uses a security camera to see his scale.
Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.
'OK, that does it. No more Home Shopping Network for you!'
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New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'
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'The entire building has settled seven inches since the first day of school due to the weight of the students' backpacks.'
'I just read somewhere that 160 pounds is the new 135!'
'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'
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"Trust me, I'm an experienced tailor. Now your shirt is way too large but in a few weeks it will fit perfectly!"