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"Everything I eat goes straight to my ass."
Joe's Weight Gain: 'Sweat-pants make you fat.'
'You're in extreme danger because you eat too much. . .'
'Holding in your stomach won't help, sir.'
An alarming amount of what you eat goes to waist.
'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'
"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."
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'I'm trying to watch my weight so I hope that's low fat!'
"The ultrasound say it's a keg of Bud Light."
'I only seem to get fat in some places.'
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'I suggest you start sleeping in and not catching the worms early every day...'
"I don't understand...What's come between us?"
Tags:fat shaming, fat epidemic, obesity epidemic, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, husband, husbands, wife, wives, divorce, divorces, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, weight gain, weight-gain, unattractive, sex appeal
Dieting Options: Non-fat, low-fat, stretch pants.
"I thought you said you were watching your weight!"
"At least I'm still a size 29 waist!"
Women weighing herself with balloons.
"It's my mid-wife crisis."
"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."
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"You're retaing chocolate."
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"I've been making sure the good outweighs the bad."
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"I used to hav an hourglass figure. Lately it seems like all the sand has shifted to the bottom."
"As a manager I have responsibility to look after the health of my staff! It's incumbent upon me to battle the scourge of obesity, to help colleagues to adhere to a healthy diet."
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"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."
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"I'll say it really snowed last night. I must have gained 10 pounds."
"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."
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