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"Everything I eat goes straight to my ass."
Joe's Weight Gain: 'Sweat-pants make you fat.'
'You're in extreme danger because you eat too much. . .'
"Why is living my best life so fattening?"
'Holding in your stomach won't help, sir.'
An alarming amount of what you eat goes to waist.
'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'
"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."
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'I'm trying to watch my weight so I hope that's low fat!'
"The ultrasound say it's a keg of Bud Light."
'I only seem to get fat in some places.'
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'I suggest you start sleeping in and not catching the worms early every day...'
"I don't understand...What's come between us?"
"I thought you said you were watching your weight!"
"At least I'm still a size 29 waist!"
Dieting Options: Non-fat, low-fat, stretch pants.
"It's my mid-wife crisis."
Women weighing herself with balloons.
"I've been making sure the good outweighs the bad."
"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."
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"You're retaing chocolate."
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"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."
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"I'll say it really snowed last night. I must have gained 10 pounds."
"Honesty amongst colleagues is vital in our work...of course one has to balance the need for honesty with a requirement to consider the feelings and vulnerabilities of people we work with."
"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."
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