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"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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"Walter has decided to add years to his life."
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"I start every diet with the best intentions, but it goes to hell as soon as I sense blood in the water."
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"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."
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"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."
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"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."
"Oh, sure, I love Bruce and all. But we have conflicting diets."
"I'm putting you on a whatever-you-like-to-eat-don't diet."
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'I am not overweight. I'm gravity enhanced.'
'And when you remove the cookies from the computer, just remove them, don't eat them.'
'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'
"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."
"My doctor said I needed to go on a diet. . . Yes, to a new doctor!"
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'I'm trying to watch my weight so I hope that's low fat!'
At The Skinny Customer Restaurant
The Trim Reaper
Me On A Diet: "I should not be eating this!"
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"I would kill for your metabolism."
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'It was cheaper and less painful than a Gastric Band procedure...'
'I suggest you start sleeping in and not catching the worms early every day...'
"I'm back in my thin pants again."
"A gastric band is a sophisticated medical procedure...THAT is a tight belt."
"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."
"I told you spot dieting was a bad idea."