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"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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"Have you seen Martha lately? She's lost so much blubber on her new diet, she looks like an oceaned human.:
"Walter has decided to add years to his life."
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"Are you telling the court that because of the South Beach diet your pants fell down?"
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"I start every diet with the best intentions, but it goes to hell as soon as I sense blood in the water."
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Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction
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"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."
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"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."
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"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."
"Oh, sure, I love Bruce and all. But we have conflicting diets."
"I'm putting you on a whatever-you-like-to-eat-don't diet."
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'I am not overweight. I'm gravity enhanced.'
"This is the latest craze - eat anything you want, anytime you want. It's called the San Andreas Plan."
'And when you remove the cookies from the computer, just remove them, don't eat them.'
'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'
"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."
"My doctor said I needed to go on a diet. . . Yes, to a new doctor!"
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'I'm trying to watch my weight so I hope that's low fat!'
The Trim Reaper
At The Skinny Customer Restaurant
"I would kill for your metabolism."
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Me On A Diet: "I should not be eating this!"
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'It was cheaper and less painful than a Gastric Band procedure...'
'I suggest you start sleeping in and not catching the worms early every day...'