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"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."
'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'
'Let me at it! Let me see!!'
'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.
'You've hit the fitness plateau.'
'Aack! Four star guilt!!'
'Curses on historical perspective.'
'Whatever happened to the good old days where all we had to do for news years eve was lose 25 pounds?'
Another session of the lunch-hour scientists...
'Men are never superficial when you need them to be.'
'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'
'How many more minutes until the meal is served?!!'
'Oops. I just lost my sense of humor.'
'From the neck up, I worry about credit card debt. From the neck down I worry about fat debt.'
'Room service for how many?'
To do before Saturday...
'It seems so festive.'
'...Forbidden foods are only allowed when cheating...'
'for all the time men spend looking at women's bodies, they know absolutely nothing about them.'
'YOU MAKE ME SICK!!'
A great day starts when you weigh 2lbs. less than you thought you would.
Why the Bovines are always late - 'Oh, Howard...I look like an absolute cow in this skirt.'
Fridge with sign - 'Contents may not be suitable for those with weight problems'.
'Tracy is in a good mood today. She's met an old school friend who's fatter than her now.'