Weight Gains Cartoons and Comics

"Why is living my best life so fattening?"

'Don't step on that in your bare feet - my mom does and screams.'

'Your back went out because your front went out.'

'Well, that's it. The class of '64 has gained a total of 4,853 pounds.'

'In the last 26 years, I've lost 2143 pounds. Unfortunately, in the same period I've gained 2187 pounds!'

Women weighing herself with balloons.

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'I think I'm going to have to hide the bathroom scale from your mother.'

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

'Read it now...now!'

'When was the last time your team carried you off the field, coach?'

"How can I lose weight when I don't like any of this month's Top 10 Workout Songs?"

'I have FOUR stomachs, as well as a dinner bell around my neck... why do you THINK I've been putting on weight???'

'I'm trying to lose weight. How much does underwear weigh?'

"It's a vicious circle ... quits smoking, gains 10 pounds, goes on a diet."

"Let's don't, and say we did."

Coffins down the ages.

"I'm looking over you chart and I see you've gained 30 pounds. I thought you went on a diet!"