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'Your back went out because your front went out.'
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'for all the time men spend looking at women's bodies, they know absolutely nothing about them.'
'I think I'm going to have to hide the bathroom scale from your mother.'
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"How can I lose weight when I don't like any of this month's Top 10 Workout Songs?"
'I have FOUR stomachs, as well as a dinner bell around my neck... why do you THINK I've been putting on weight???'
"It's a vicious circle ... quits smoking, gains 10 pounds, goes on a diet."