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"All these years, and you haven't listened to a damn thing I've said, have you?"
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"We're isolating the obesity gene, but only to make fun of it."
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"You've got to lose some weight!"
"Read my weight NOW!...NOW!"
"I overeat when I'm stressed and I'm stressed about my weight."
"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"
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"...my Old Tuxedo STILL fits!"
"I hate the way that people stare at us just because I'm taller than you."
"I've got the 'Fat Bastard' gene!"
"You reach your ideal body weight your way. I'll reach it my way."
"And this is Nurse Frobisher who will be giving you guidance on your weight issues in a manner I can only describe as ironic!"
"It's my mid-wife crisis."
Women weighing herself with balloons.
"My doctor want's me to watch what I eat."
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"Eat between meals...with three kids I can't afford to eat between paychecks."
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"12 varieties of pizza does not constitute a 'varied' diet!"
'Gentlemen, I apologize, but you've exceeded your band's width.'
"It's not having seconds that's the problem. It's having fifths and sixths!"
'I've taken the liberty of deep-frying the check for you.'
"When I said you should, 'Lighten up' I meant lose weight."
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"I do diet...between snacks."
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"You're retaing chocolate."
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'I'm sorry to report that the notorious and delicious villain 'Lard man' has slipped through our fingers once again.'
"I used to hav an hourglass figure. Lately it seems like all the sand has shifted to the bottom."
'The obesity epidemic is GREAT. If it carries on then in another TEN years I'll be AVERAGE weight!'