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"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."
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"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."
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'Whoa... Dude! You've been pumping iron!
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'Executive Fitness Plan'
Tags:executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, exercise, exercising, weight lifting, weight lifter, weight lifters, body building, body builder, body builders, briefcase, briefcases, business plan, business plans, fitness plan, fitness plans
'They've hired a personal trainer! Now we'll never fatten them up!!'
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Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.
"It's heartbreaking. He was just getting real definition in his lats."
Tags:lat, lats, exercise, exercises, exercising, health nut, health nuts, priority, priorities, physical fitness, grave, graves, graveside, cemetery, cemeteries, heartbreaking, priority, priorities, superficial, superficiality, latissimus dorsi muscles, muscles, muscleman, musclemen, weightlifter, weightlifters, weight lifter, weight lifters, weightlifting, die, dies, dying, obsession, obsessions, obsessed
Man to man with horse: 'It's much easier without the horse, Hugo.'
"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."
'I've decided that I'm going to get more exercise. Could you get my barbells for me?'
'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'
"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."
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Atlas' Exercise Machine
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"Why would He take someone so toned?"
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"it's from MOMA. You've been accepted for the permanent collection."
Tags:barbell, barbells, weightlifter, weightlifters, weightlifting, weight lifter, weight lifters, weight lifting, moma, museum, museums, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, fitness, physical fitness, physically fit, vain, vanity, pride, proud, hunk, hunks, male, males, men, psychology, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, ego-driven, workout, workouts, working out, workout routine, workout routines, art, work of art, works of art, sculpted body, sculpted bodies
'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'
Elephant lifts weight gains trunk muscle...
'Ordering the heaviest pizza does not constitute part of a weight training regime!'
Tags:obese, obesity, fat, fatness, fat epidemic, obesity epidemic, weight problem, weight problems, weight gain, diet, diets, dieter, dieters, dieting, diet pill, diet pills, weight-gain, healthcare, health care, diet aid, diet aids, pizza, pizzas, weight lifter, weight lifters, weight lifting, weightlifter, weight-lifters, weight-lifting, exercise, exercises, exercise regime, exercise regimes
"How does that make you feel?"
Healthy man next to fat man.
"I've mainly been working on my nose."
Tags:gym, gyms, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, bodybuilding, work out, work outs, work-out, work-outs, working out, nose, noses, big nose, big noses, long nose, long noses, liar, liars, lying, pinocchio, muscle, muscles, muscle development, developing muscle, developing muscles, hyper masculine, hyper masculinity, toxic masculinity, weight lifting, weight lifter, weight lifters
'Ninety eight pound weakling? Heck no, I weigh one twenty.'
"I was building up my pecs."
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'So. I noticed you're new here...Some of this equipment can be pretty...Complicated. So, if you need any pointers...Let me know.'