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"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."
Tags:weight lifter, weightlifter, weightlifters, weight-lifters, weight lifters, metamorphosis, metamorphoses, metamorphosing, gym, gyms, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, body-builders, body-builders, body-building, workout regime, transformation, transformations, transformed, moth, moths, butterfly, butterflies, insect, insects
'Executive Fitness Plan'
Tags:executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, exercise, exercising, weight lifting, weight lifter, weight lifters, body building, body builder, body builders, briefcase, briefcases, business plan, business plans, fitness plan, fitness plans
'They've hired a personal trainer! Now we'll never fatten them up!!'
Tags:pig, pigs, swine, personal trainer, personal trainers, weight, weights, weight lifting, weight lifter, weight lifters, lifting weights, fat, fats, fatten, farmer, farmers, farming, exercise, exercises, exercised, bench press, bench presses, bench pressing, coach, coaches, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"It's heartbreaking. He was just getting real definition in his lats."
Tags:lat, lats, exercise, exercises, exercising, health nut, health nuts, priority, priorities, physical fitness, grave, graves, graveside, cemetery, cemeteries, heartbreaking, priority, priorities, superficial, superficiality, latissimus dorsi muscles, muscles, muscleman, musclemen, weightlifter, weightlifters, weight lifter, weight lifters, weightlifting, die, dies, dying, obsession, obsessions, obsessed
Man to man with horse: 'It's much easier without the horse, Hugo.'
'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'
"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."
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"Why would He take someone so toned?"
Tags:dark humour, dark humor, black humor, black humour, dead, die, died, dying, death, funeral, funerals, wake, wakes, grave, graves, graveyard, cemetery, cemeteries, weight lifter, weight lifting, weight lifters, fitness, fit, muscles, muscular, toned, attraction, eye candy, health, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestones
"it's from MOMA. You've been accepted for the permanent collection."
Tags:barbell, barbells, weightlifter, weightlifters, weightlifting, weight lifter, weight lifters, weight lifting, moma, museum, museums, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, fitness, physical fitness, physically fit, vain, vanity, pride, proud, hunk, hunks, male, males, men, psychology, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, ego-driven, workout, workouts, working out, workout routine, workout routines, art, work of art, works of art, sculpted body, sculpted bodies
'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'
'Ordering the heaviest pizza does not constitute part of a weight training regime!'
Tags:obese, obesity, fat, fatness, fat epidemic, obesity epidemic, weight problem, weight problems, weight gain, diet, diets, dieter, dieters, dieting, diet pill, diet pills, weight-gain, healthcare, health care, diet aid, diet aids, pizza, pizzas, weight lifter, weight lifters, weight lifting, weightlifter, weight-lifters, weight-lifting, exercise, exercises, exercise regime, exercise regimes
"How does that make you feel?"
Healthy man next to fat man.
"I've mainly been working on my nose."
Tags:gym, gyms, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, bodybuilding, work out, work outs, work-out, work-outs, working out, nose, noses, big nose, big noses, long nose, long noses, liar, liars, lying, pinocchio, muscle, muscles, muscle development, developing muscle, developing muscles, hyper masculine, hyper masculinity, toxic masculinity, weight lifting, weight lifter, weight lifters
'Ninety eight pound weakling? Heck no, I weigh one twenty.'
"I was building up my pecs."
Tags:resume, resumes, cv, curriculum vitae, job application, jobs applications, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, personnel, personnel office, personnel officers, body builder, body builders, body building, pecs, weight lifting, weight lifter, weight lifters, exercise, exercising, muscle, muscles, building muscle, building muscles, time wasting, waste of time, unemployed, unemployment
'So. I noticed you're new here...Some of this equipment can be pretty...Complicated. So, if you need any pointers...Let me know.'
"I suggest you take some things off your key chain, or carry it with your other arm from time to time."
"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."
Tags:workout, workouts, work out, work outs, work-out, work-outs, working out, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, exercise, exercises, exercising, fitness, sedentary lifestyle, sedentary lifestyles, active lifestyle, active lifestyles, fitness, healthcare, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, weight lifter, weight lifters, weight lifting, exercise regime, exercise regimes
'I think we better get started on that other arm.'
Ants stealing from the picnic.
Tags:weight, weights, weight lifter, weightlifters, weightlifter, weight lifters, dumbbell, dumbbells, health and fitness, work out, working out, worked out, works out, working out, picnic, picnics, carry, carrying, carried, carries, ant, ants, steal, stealing, seals, stole, stolen, in the bleachers
"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."
Tags:weight lifter, weight lifters, weightlifter, weightlifters, weightlifting, weight-lifters, weight-lifting, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, body builder, body builders, gym, gyms, workout, workouts, personal trainer, personal trainers, curls, curl, curler, curlers, curling iron, curling irons, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, muscle, muscles
Jeff was watching his weight.