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One of the Dangers of Childhood Obesity
Satan Fast Food
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"Everything I eat goes straight to my ass."
"I'm feeling elephantine."
"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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For Witches of a Certain Age
'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'
"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."
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"I've lost two whole millimetres since Tuesday."
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Doctor: 'Your discomfort may well be a bandwidth issue.'
"Have you seen Martha lately? She's lost so much blubber on her new diet, she looks like an oceaned human.:
Classic Koala. Diet Koala.
'Good morning, and welcome to Sunshine Cruise Line's 14-day weight-loss cruise.'
"One slice—hold the bread."
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"In the morning I eat nothing then I wait 4 hours and eat nothing again."
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Still fits like a glove after all these years!
"Lookin' good, Frosty!"
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Thirty Days to a Fatter Wallet
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"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."
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Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.
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"Are you telling the court that because of the South Beach diet your pants fell down?"
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Thinning the herd.
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Santa Claus on the scales
Before and After Holiday Diet