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'Surviving the workout is nothing compared to surviving the support group.'
'1999: Instant communication with a global network of billions of people...But still no contact with my feet.'
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"Sure-fire weight loss program."
'Not you again.'
"It says it right here, 'this exercise app must be used with actual exercising'."
'It just says 'skip breakfast, skip lunch and skip dinner.''
'So I can see YOUR weight loss program was a success!'
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'This will a short meeting on the company's ‘Lose Weight' campaign. Ed can't hold his belly in for more than 9 minutes.'
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'See? The diet works! Your wallet has already lost most of it's weight!'
'He took all of the fat off his mid-section and all the fat off his rear but look where it went!'
"I'm following a new revolutionary diet!"
"Looks like the fat shredding is working for you..."