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"Developing a layer of insulating fat isn't as easy as it sounds."
Guess Your Weight
"I can tell you've been cheating on your diet. These food wrappers are like your eating browser history."
"My fortune says 'The first day of your diet will be hard but the second day will be easier.' That makes sense. By then I'll be off my diet."
"Remember, that's before I factor in the windchill."
And this model comes with a fitness tracker.
"I'm taking you off 3 of the 4 basic food groups."
I'm retaining air.
Unlike their counterparts, the food pyramids failed to stand the test of time, probably because all the good stuff was at the top.
Lady substitutes picture on scale for herself...
'Promise me you'll tell me if I gain a pound.'
Kangaroo to other: 'I dropped three pounds once I got rid of all the lint buildup.'
"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."
"Bad news I'm afraid. . . We've had all your results back and it does appear that you are in fact, fat."
"I'll have a triple cheeseburger with added cheese and double fries. And a diet Coke, I'm watching my weight."
"Changing your Facebook profile does not count as exercise!"
"Do you want to read the menu or just eat it?"
"'Eat less and exercise more'. . . It's the only thing proven to work, but how do we monetise it?"
"I can guarantee you'll lose £50 as soon as you hand over your credit card."
"I admire your willpower. I can never stick to a diet."