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I got my figure back right after the baby was born...which was a bit unfortunate
'I think my gastric band's too tight.'
'It's called the 'Ask your boss for a raise' diet.'
'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'
'Here's your new diet.' - 'A stick of celery?' - 'Lick it once at breakfast, once at lunchtime.' - 'And then eat it for dinner, right?' - 'Not until Week 6' - 'Gah.'
'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -
'It's the new, low cost lap banding.'
Food for thought.
'It's like going on a diet. You don't get fat overnight, so you can't expect to lose it all overnight.'
'Cheer up, at least it makes you look taller.'
'I want you to slow down, and that includes fast food.'
'Do I look fat to you? I mean more than usual for our blubbery species.'
'Donna's on the new Perspective Diet. She fattens up all of her friends so that she looks good by comparison.'
'You're ahead of your time-it says here we're gonna be a nation of fatties by 2020!'
'You're not fat, you just have a large frame.'
Women climbing Fad-diet mountain.
'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'
'Losing thirty pounds has added a new dimension to my life-fear of gaining it back.'
'It'll never work. Your metabolism rate is higher than mine.'
'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar which you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'
'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'
'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'
'Letting you pick up the check will help you stay on your diet.'