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"Where the conspiracy theories of the right overlap the conspiracy theories of the left, you'll find Richard."
Tags:left, left wing, right, right wing, venn, venn diagram, diagram, overlap, overlaps, overlapping, extreme, extremism, extreme views, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, theory, theories, internet, internet age, internet culture, culture, counter culture, pop culture, inevitable, inevitability, modern, modern life, modern world, information, inform, information age, era, tech, technological, conspiracy theorist, crazy, strange, weird, believe, trick, tricked, spook, spooked, tin foil hat, tinfoil hat, tin-foil hat
"Harry, I really think you ought to go to the doctor."
Tags:horror, fantasy, sci-fi, science fiction, science-fiction, mutant, mutants, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, strange, weird, unusual, head, heads, alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, shrimp, shrimps, prawn, prawns, sick, sickness, ill, illness, street scene, street scenes, medical, medicine, symptom, symptoms, sign, signs, mutation, mutations
"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, weird, strange, unusual, creepy, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, dating, dates, date, bad date, bad dates, ear, ears, otoscope, otoscopes, auriscope, auriscopes, medical device, medical devices, medical tool, medical tools, exam, exams, examination, examination, inappropriate, bad doctor, bad doctors, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, drunk doctor, drunk doctors
"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."
Tags:drama, dramas, dramatic, dramatics, theater, theaters, theatre, theatres, dramaturgy, dramatic composition, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, breaking the rules, rule, rules, break the rules, strange, unusual, weird, behavior, behaviour, actor, actors, acting, performer, performers
1,001 Cheap Disguises
Tags:disguise, disguised, disguises, book, books, bad disguise, bad disguises, weirdo, weird, how-to, costume, costumes, fancy dress, park, parks, creep, creeps, creepy, hide, hidden, hiding, conceal, concealed, mask, camo, camouflage, masks, impersonate, impersonator, impersonators, impostor, impostors
"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."
Budget Sideshow Attractions
"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."
Tags:bedtime, bedtimes, bed, beds, kid, kids, child, children, putting the kids to bed, putting the children to bed, night, nighttime, dark, scary, scared, afraid, fearful, anxious, nervous, monster, monsters, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, son, sons, skull, skulls, bones, bones, skeleton, skeletons, dead, creepy, corner, corners, eerie, frightening, disturbing, weird
"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, witness, witnesses, question, questions, questioning, witness stand, object, objection, objections, weird, line, line of questioning, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense, defence, unusual, strange
High School Schedule
Tags:highschool, highschools, high school, high schools, highschoolers, highschooler, high-school, high-schools, student, students, pupil, pupils, teacher, teachers, school, schools, timetable, timetables, schedule, schedules, period, periods, class, classes, lesson, lessons, drawing, draw, doodle, doodler, doodling, artist, art, shape, shapes, pattern, patterns, form, forms, random, weird, margin, margins, focus, concentration, concentrate, distracted, learning, teaching, education, school life, children, child, kid, kids
"Yes, cat lovers are passionate and numerous, but they're not all crazy."
"Lookin' for otters, pal?"
This week in tentacles
"Sorry, Ted. Generally, what happens in the pants stays in the pants."
Tags:droppings, business, businessmen, coworker, coworkers, accident, accidental, pooped, number two, feces, crap, toilet, toilets, toilet humour, toilet humor, what happens in vegas stays in vegas, what happens here stays here, confidential, secret, secretive, poop joke, poop jokes, weird, embarrassed, embarrassing, accident, accidents, toilet trained, toilet training, nappy, nappies
'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'
Tags:rat, rats, mouse, mice, rodent, rodents, alien, aliens, abduct, abducts, abduction, abductions, abducted, crazy, craziness, weird, strange, odd, different, claim, claims, claiming, claimed, scientist, scientists, test, tests, testing, tested, animal testing, product testing, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I'm looking for something that will keep people away from me on the subway."
Tags:commute, commutes, commuting, commuter, commuters, subway, train, trains, metro, underground, tube, crowded, book, books, literature, novel, novels, reading, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, urban, urban life, city, cities, city life, life in the city, keep people away, uncomfortable, awkward, strange, weird, transportation, public transportation
Phil's new yoga-golf technique was beginning to perturb the others.
"Look—there it goes again!"
Tags:kangaroo, kangaroos, animal, animals, jump, jumping, hallucinating, hallucinate, hallucination, imagine, imagination, imagining, police, policemen, police officer, police officers, quiet neighborhood, neighbourhood, seeing things, night patrol, fantasy, dream, dreams, surreal, surrealism, surrealist, bizarre, weird, spring heeled jack
"Three tones will follow. Then there will be some buzzing noises, a woman giggling, and the incomparable Louis Armstrong singing 'I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you.' The woman giggling marks the correct time."
'Weirdo!' - non-conformist necktie
"I once kissed a cat. It was totally weird."
"I'll stick with the rubber pork chop."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, pork, pork chop, pork chops, rubber, toy, toys, dog toy, dog toys, chew toy, chew toys, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, customer, customers, patron, patrons, customer request, customer requests, strange, unusual, weird
Tags:preexisting conditions, pre-existing conditions, preexisting condition, pre-existing condition, condition, conditions, annoying, preexisting, pre-existing, stupid, dumb, obnoxious, weird, strange, devious, sneaky, sly, crafty, personality, personalities, personality trait, personality traits, disposition, dispositions, types of people