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'At the risk of sounding judgemental, I don't think they really mean it.'
"Welcome to the I.V. league."
Tags:iv drip, iv drips, i.v. drip, i'v' drips, university, universities, top university, top universities, good university, good universities, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., hospital, hospitals, nurses, nurse, welcome, welcomes, medical equipment, drip, drips, hospital drip, hospital drips, intravenous therapy
"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."
Tags:space explorer, space explorers, space exploration, inhabited, astronaut, astronauts, alien, aliens, martian, martians, little green men, valentines, valentine's, valentines card, valentine's card, valentines day, valentine's day, heart, hearts and flowers, greeting, greetings, welcome, welcomes, welcoming, landing craft, landing crafts
"Everyone- meet Frederick."
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"Welcome to America, bitch."
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"And now I'd like you to join me in welcoming to the board Arne Savin from Morgan Stanley, Chet Bentson from Bankers Trust, and Tempest Dawn from 'Baywatch.'"
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"Welcome Death, Inc."
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"Well, when did you get back to the Big Town?"
"I miss handshakes"
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Welcome to the Jungle- Please observe our laws
Tags:law of the jungle, laws of the jungle, greeting, greetings, welcome, welcomes, welcome sign, welcome signs, road sign, road signs, highway sign, highway signs, please drive carefully, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, national conduct, kill or be killed, survival, fight for survival, lawless, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms
'Be nice - invite them to our Thanksgiving feast, then remind them their visas will expire...'
"My next guest is a charming grifter with a record as long as your arm. Let's give him a big 'Jaws of Justice' welcome."
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Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations
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'All denominations are welcome in this church... fives, tens, twenties...'
'It really is a newer and friendlier IRS!'
Welcome to the neighbourhood.
'Aloha! What brings you to Hawaii?' 'The shirts.'
'Where's the dog?'
"Welcome to the big leagues."
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Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.
All Visitors Must Be Announced Then Denigrated in Some Way.
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"Welcome 1,000,000,000th Evolving Fish"
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Jimmy's Pub: Happy Hour 5-6 pm. Hate speech permitted.
'You must be new up here. Welcome to the Blogosphere.'