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"I—I miss my frog wife."
Tags:frog prince, iron henry, brother's grimm, brothers grimm, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, storybook, storybooks, story, stories, book, books, prince, princes, princess, princess, king, kings, queen, queens, frog, frogs, animal, animals, well, wells, wife, wives, miss, affair, affairs, cheater, cheaters, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, bigamy, bigamists, bigamist
"I've been under a lot of pressure to get well."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, hospital bed, hospital beds, patient, patients, get well, get well soon, under pressure, pressured, pressure, under a lot of pressure, well, ill, unwell, sick, health, ill health, health care, health care, health care costs, health care expenses, medical expenses, medical bill, medical bills, doctors bill, doctors bills
"Nevermind the carpet, Roomba! Go get help!"
'I've got a bad feeling about this.'
Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.
"...and A hole-in-one!"
Wishing well: Please no Canadian coins.
If Timmy had a pet T-Rex aka why Timmy was in the well!
'I'm afraid there's not much I can do for you now. You should've come in sooner, before you got sick.'
"I'm sure it's nothing."
'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'
A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him
'What do you mean you're thirsty? You had a drink just last week.'
"First, let me pull up your file."
Tags:office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, file, files, personal files, modern life, modern technology, modern technology, medieval times, well, wells, deed, deeds, peasant, peasants, computer file, computer files, computer, computers, customer service, customer services
'Jack, we could stop falling down this stupid hill if you'd stop worrying about contaminants in our tap water.'
'I don't think I've ever received a make me well card.'
'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'
Wishing Well, Wishing Good.
"Hey, people doing downward dog -- quit sniffing people doing tree pose."
'We know you've been down there five days now. You did say you're a full-commission stockbroker, didn't you?'
'I got a paper cut from one of my get-well cards!'
Wishing well, Washing well.
'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'
A wish that came true.
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