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Child From Another Planet.
"She used to have 'time out' in her bedroom but we find getting her to watch reruns of the 'Antiques Roadshow' far more effective!"
The Good Girls.
Kate's Evil Plan: 'Danae...I got a letter from your teacher today...she say's you've been very well-behaved lately...and is worried about what you're really up to.'
"Exercise: Check! Diet: Check! No vices: Check!"
'Well, don't just sit there being perfect - mummy's got a column to write and nothing to write about!'
Impasse in the corridor of the National Society of Common Courtesy.
'Lackey! Minion! Male-chauvinist stooge!'
'Guess what, Squaw? Me finally teach Running Dog to fetch my moccasins.'
"I've been pretty good. Which I'm sure you'll agree is good enough for all but the most tyrannical extremist."
'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'
Billy strip: mum pays Billy to be good.
"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."
"Have a good one."