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iBores: 'The GPS on this is a miracle. It tracks you wherever you are in the world...so you never get lost.'
A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.
Parliament returns after 5 week break: "You must be exhaused after your four weeks researchign fishing quota management systems in the Bahamas."
To my future King.
"When my distinguished colleague refers to the will of the 'people,' does he mean his 'people,' or my 'people'?"
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'What's this about you planning to blow up parliament?'
'Delivery for the House of Commons?'
Department of Pure Unadulturated Chutzpah
'I think there's a left winger in the halls!'
A candle for the deceased.
'We need to start an initiative to curb the growth in initiatives.'
Trident flying towards Labour Rebels: 'I told you we should have voted with the government.'
"Busy? More like overrun - what with MPs in their touchy-feely jostling for promotion hysteria!"
'This is just so clever! An inflatable flood barrier filled with hot air from Westminster!'
Things you never see.
'Here you go, Sir - a 'Coalition'. Drink it before it separates.'
Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."
'Is this the broken society I've heard so much about?'
'Great! Now let's teach it to hide under the lid until the leader of the opposition needs to use the loo.'
'I'm off to see the w***ers! - I mean bankers - No, I was right first time!'
"Big Ben may have a tilt but it still gives out straight time."