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The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.
'Silent type, eh?'
Ahab's whale-proof hat.
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Diving in a polluted ocean
"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."
Tags:whale, whales, whaling, whaler, whalers, whaled, fat, fatness, fatter, fattening, weight, weightloss, weight loss, weigh, scale, scaled, proportional, proportion, new year new me, new year's, new years, new year's resolution, resolutions, new year's resolutions, nye, diet, dieting, crash diet, crash dieting, extreme diet, extreme diets, perspective, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, christmas weight
"Don't make waves."
"Have you seen Martha lately? She's lost so much blubber on her new diet, she looks like an oceaned human.:
"My prostate is the size of a beach ball which, I understand, is normal."
"I know you adopted me, but who were my biological parents?"
Bob begins to regret his decision to stay for one last drink.
"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"
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"Are we sharing?"
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'So there I am, trying to get some sun, when these 12 idiots come along and keep pushing me back in.'
Save the Whales
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"Yes it's impractical, expensive, and painful, but it looks amazing and I love it."
"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."
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Planet of the whales.
"But can they save themselves?"
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"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."
"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."
"It's all yours."
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"ummm... tell your friends."
Tags:clown, clowns, childrens entertainer, childrens entertainers, clowning, bad clown, bad clowns, sad clown, sad clowns, bad at your job, bad at his job, apologetic, whale, whales, sea mammal, sea mammals, promotion, self-promotion, self-promoting, balloon animal, balloon animals, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic