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'No offense taken. In all honesty, we still don't understand YOUR songs, either!'
Songs of the humpbacked whale
"Ever since she pressed vinyl, she won't do digital recordings anymore."
'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'
'I have tried saying hello but he just ignores me.'
"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"
"Oh I know when my wife is upset: She stops singing to me and starts talking..."
"Yeah, it's the same guy, every year, he spies on us on our migration through here: What a creep!"
'Ok, yes, we like your singing, but NOT all day long...'
'How many times have I told you that it's impolite to break out into whale song while you're filter feeding?'
"It's all sounding a bit samey... do you know any Abba?"
'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'
'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'
"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."
"Yeah, we communicate through song: my life is a constant musical..."