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'Help! I've fallen UP and I can't get back down!'
'I can do it! I'm walking!'
Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.
Tags:marathon, marathons, race, races, racing, racer, racers, raced, oap, oaps, care, cares, caring, carer, carers, pensioner, pensioners, elder, elders, elderly, wheelchair, wheelchairs, wheel chair, wheel chairs, long distance, long distances, push, pushes, pushed, pushing, pusher, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
A couple watches as a frog in a wheelchair exits a restaurant's kitchen near a sign that says "Try our Frog's legs".
Tags:animal, animals, amphibian, amphibians, frog, frogs, frog legs, frog's legs, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, no legs, leg, legs, wheelchair, wheelchairs, injury, injuries, injured, disabled, disability, amputees, medical, medicine, dark humour, dark humor
Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.
My client is suing you for growing the straw that broke her back.
'You're on your own from here...'
Stairway to heaven with man in wheelchair at bottom.
'That's funny, I got my start as a human cannonball'
'I think my work here is done.'
A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.
'Little more work needed on your braking Mr Smith!'
'I may rust, but this sunset will be worth it.'
'Your scooter is cool, man!'
'Well, we'll have to move into town, then - We can't afford a wheelchair ramp!'
'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'
"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, catheter, homo habilis, play on words, pun, puns, word play, word-play, age, old age, ageing, growing old, medical, gross out, gross-out, catheters, wheelchair, wheelchairs, incontinence, incontinent, get well, get well soon
Why, yes, we are an equal opportunity wrecking company.
"I call it a Wheelchair."
Grandad ! Stop that - you retired from the tank corps 45 years ago!
'I wouldn't be tardy if the school had wheelchair access.'