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Reinventing the Wheel: 'Maybe I should start all over again.'
'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'
'Ok everyone, we want fresh ideas. There's no point in reinventing the...the...errmm...'
'So Roger, how's your invention going?'
'No, not that! Look over there - I've invented Modern Art.'
Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.
"I'm training him to jump through it."
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"So you're the little lady who invented the wheel. Do tell me more."
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Cave man invents wheel, but uses it as a paper-weight.
"I'm going to call it zero."
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Caveman wheels stone wheel suitcase.
Tags:suitcase, suitcases, caveman, cavemen, primitive, primitives, hunter gatherers, hunter-gatherers, hunter gatherer, hunter gatherer, travel, travelling, prehistoric, wheeling, wheels, journey, journeys, journeying, packing, packs, packed, bag, bags, bagged, holdall, wheel, wheels, wheeling, wheeled, roll, rolling, rolls, rolled, invent, invention, inventions
'Uh-Oh. . . Got a flat!'
"It's not the best way to choose who makes partner, but I love the look on their faces when the wheel spins."
"Where did you get your Chiropractic license?"
Tags:patient, patients, table, tables, treat, treating, treatment, treatments, chiropractic, chiropractor, chiropractors, tortures, torture table, torture tables, medieval, medieval times, tie, ties, tied up, wheel, wheels, saw, saws, sawing, circular saw, circular saws, hood, hoods, hooded, unidentifiable, medical, medical staff
"My next big project is brakes."
Tags:caveman, wheels, inventor, inventors, inventions, cavemen, wheel, invention, the wheel, hills, hill, running, projects, project, neanderthal, neanderthals, inventing, inventing project, inventing projects, prehistoric, prehistory, chisel, chisels, brake, brakes, technological advances, technological advancements
"Wheels and an engine? Now you're talking sports package."
'Yeah, Org invented the wheel, but I invented the patent.'
Retiring from the rat race
'We've found the problem...'
"Of course there is. Don't forget the drippy thing."
Tags:hamster, hamsters, wheel, life, more to life, hamster cage, cage, pet, pets, pet hamster, pet hamsters, wheels, philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, philosophies, philosophize, meaning of life, spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, water drip, water drips, more to life, meaning of life, hamster wheel, hamster wheels, pet store, pet stores, pet shop, pet shops
'Inventing it was easy. The hard part will be to monetize it.'
Neanderthal man's lack of curiosity doomed him to extinction.