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'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'
'Excuse me. Sir? I am just NOT a morning person! Could I start at say, 10 a.m., then work later into the evening.'
Through the Doggie Door
"That's Arthur, my first husband. I usually leave out food for him."
Tags:husband, husbands, wife, wives, divorce, divorced, remarry, remarried, mistreat, mistreating, mistreated, pet, pets, dog, dogs, lead on, leading on, false hope, false hopes, obsess, obsessed, obsessive, obsession, love, loves, in love, still in love, mistreatment, abuse, abusing, whipped, crazy
'My evaluation said I work better with supervision.'
A man and dog are tied to parking meters.
"Are we there yet?"
'I hate these working lunches!'
'You stood up at the meeting and disagreed with the boss? Wow, I bet there was quite a backlash.'
'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'
Tags:party, dinner party, diner parties, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, cocktails, house party, celebration, instructions, behavior, husband, wife, dynamics, rules, relationships, relationship, jealousy, envy, unhealthy, trust, distrust, mistrust, suspicious, short leash, short lead, distrusting, whipped, under the thumb, under lock and key, wearing the trousers, subservient, obedient, jealous wife, jealous wives
Where Whipped Potatoes Come From.
"I dropped twelve pounds the first week and kept it off!"
Tags:row, rowing, exercise, exercises, erg, fitness, gym, gyms, training, train, training regime, oarsmen, whipped, slavery, oarsman, olden days, historical, reference, referential, weight, weight loss, lose weight, losing weight, play on words, word play, word-play, maintain, figure, pounds, lb, lbs
"This is Stan, my latest project."
The old good-cop, bad-cop routine is born.
"I'm looking for something that will go nicely with this!"
'What? If anything, my scars are twice as long as yours!'
At the Hamilton Beach company mixer.
"Permission to speak, please."
Professional Toilet Trainer.
"Yes, there is a guaranteed full refund if your husband is still not doing the dishes in two weeks."
Tags:wife, wives, husband, husbands, circus, circuses, circus supplies, circus act, circus acts, household chore, household chores, chore, chores, housework, dishes, washing up, washed up, washes up, guarantee, guarantees, whip, whips, domestic abuse, lion tamer, lion tamers, whipped, domestic violence, house husband, house husbands, married life, married couple, married couples
"Marsha keeps a tight rein on her husband."
'This? This is my bum-flicking towel. It's less fluffy, for that sharper, whip-cracking effect.'
Torturers punch card is punched by enthusiastic prisoner.
"Listen Mildred, no more Mr. Nice Guy - you've used up your quota of 'Yes dears' for the day!"
'Come on girls, can you at least pretend I rule the roost when the farmer is around...'