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"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"
Tags:whiskey, whisky, whisky lover, whisky lovers, whiskey lover, whiskey lovers, date, dating, dates, bad dates, dating disasters, dating disaster, first date, first dates, middle-class dates, middle-class date, middle-aged dates, middle-aged date, uncomfortable, imposing, borish, bore, mansplain, mansplaining, mansplainer
"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, order, orders, ordering, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, scotch, whisky, whiskey, comfort, undemanding, easy, easygoing, preference, preferences, unpretentious
"If you don't mind, that's 'Jack Russell Terrier', not 'Jack Daniels Terrier'."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, jack russell terrier, jack russell terriers, whisky, whiskies, whiskey, whiskys, whiskeys, alcohol, drink, drinks, name, names, breed, breeds, dog breed, dog breeds, pedigree
"I've seen things a dog's not supposed to see."
Tags:dog, dogs, pup, puppy, puppies, canine, canines, pub, pubs, bar, bars, whiskey, whiskies, talking dog, talking dogs, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, hunting dog, hunter, hunters, redneck, rednecks, hillbilly, hillbillies, white trash, trauma, ptsd, post traumatic stress disorder, mental health, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol
"The Bells, The Bells."
"Mabe I shouldn't have left whiskey out for Santa instead of milk this year!"
'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'
"Sir, please- you're crying into a 12 year old single malt whiskey."
"Shall we join the ladies?"
Tags:lion, lions, lion pride, lion prides, pride, prides, boys club, boys' club, boys clubs, male, males, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacking off, husband, husbands, relax, relaxes, relaxing, ungrateful, taken for granted, wife, wives, dinner, dinners, cook, cooks, cooking, hunter, hunters, hunting, whiskey, whisky, ingrate, ingrates
'What'll it be, cowboy?'
The Babe calls his shot.
"That was extremely empowering, Terry - I believe I'll have another."
Tags:drink, drinks, bartender, bartenders, bar tender, bar tenders, bar-tender, bar-tenders, macho men, macho man, macho-men, macho-man, macho male, macho males, empower, empowered, empowering, barmen, barman, alpha male, alpha males, drinks order, men's drink, men's drinks, drinks order, pint, pints, whiskey, whiskeys, whisky, whiskies, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, overindulge, overindulging
'Whenever I get a cold I buy a bottle of whiskey, and within an hour it's completely gone.'
"You've just written every country song."
Tags:country, country music, country and western, country & western, lyric, lyrics, music lyrics, country lyrics, country and western lyrics, country & western lyrics, whiskey, beer, horse, horses, whisky, honky tonk, old-time, old time, old timey, old-timey, country song, country songs, sameness, similarity, ubuitousness, ubiquity, originality, lack of originality, musician, musicians
"I don't suppose you know how to fix me a drink?"
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, toilet, toilet seat, drink, cocktail, beverage, bartender, on the rocks, scotch, vodka, whiskey, gin, rum, pets, toilets, drink from the toilet, drinking from the toilet, cocktails, beverages, bartenders, barhop, barhops, mixing drinks, mixed drinks, mixed drink, recipe, recipes, toilet seats, man's best friend, mans best friend
'Give me a whisky without ice, we should all do our bit.'
"Do you ever catch yourself wondering what the hell's gone wrong with this corporation?"
Tags:corporation, corporations, sloshed, lunch, lunches, dinner, dinners, martini, martinis, whiskey, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, meeting, meetings, boardroom, board room, boardrooms, board rooms, profit, profits, profiting, lose money, losing money
Single malt whisky bottle reading lonely hearts column.
'I don't care how you did things where you worked before.'
"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."
"Here comes 'Mean Mom' everybody! Sit up straight, don't slurp your whiskey and for god's sake, make sure you're wearing clean underwear!"
"That's me Uncle Magee. He's half Irish, half scotch."
"Whoever said you can drive a horse to water, but you can't make him drink? (hiccup)
"Please, John, not the cheap Scotch. My body is a temple."