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"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."
"If you don't mind, that's 'Jack Russell Terrier', not 'Jack Daniels Terrier'."
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"The Bells, The Bells."
"Mabe I shouldn't have left whiskey out for Santa instead of milk this year!"
'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'
"Sir, please- you're crying into a 12 year old single malt whiskey."
"That was extremely empowering, Terry - I believe I'll have another."
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'Whenever I get a cold I buy a bottle of whiskey, and within an hour it's completely gone.'
Single malt whisky bottle reading lonely hearts column.
"That's me Uncle Magee. He's half Irish, half scotch."
"Here comes 'Mean Mom' everybody! Sit up straight, don't slurp your whiskey and for god's sake, make sure you're wearing clean underwear!"
'The bar's famous for its high spirits.'
'Hoots-Mon... with a wee dram at these prices I'll never get tipsy!'
"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."
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"Three Wild Turkeys."
'It's a twelve year old whiskey.' (I want more pocket moneyI'm boredI hate you.)
"I make sure I age my whiskey."
"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."
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Ham on Rye
Free-Range Wild Turkey.
"Here's the two fingers of whiskeyyou ordered."
"What the ... this is rootbeer."
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"Whiskey and splash coming up!"
"This 12-year-old malt...it's very small for it's age!"