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'So the good news is the operation was a total success. Bad news. . . we were out of hooks.'
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kitchen, kitchens, kitchen utensil, kitchen utensils, spatula, spatulas, whisk, whisks, cook, cooks, home cook, home cooks, bad cook, bad cooks, cooking, home cooking, men in the kitchen, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, cave, caves, stone age, bc, b.c., early humans, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, prehistory, prehistoric, hunter gatherer, pre-history, pre-historic, prehistorical, paleolithic, husband, husbands, wife, wives, helping in the kitchen, dunceEgg faces firing squad of chefs.
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cake, cakes, baker, bakers, baking, home baking, home baker, home bakers, mixer, mixers, mixing, kid, kids, family life, family-life, childhood, childhoods, injuries, injury, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, doctor, doctors, gp, gps, physician, physicians, whisk, whisks, electric mixer, electric mixers'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'
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chef, cooking, cookery, bowl, whisk, beat it, egg, cooks, kitchen, kitchens, chefs, chef's, bowls, whisks, eggs, egg's, chef school, master chef, jamie oliver, naked chef, masterchef, master-chef, lloyd grosman'Take your time Mr Dumpty and try to identify the scoundrel who pushed you off the wall and assaulted you!'
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