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'So the good news is the operation was a total success. Bad news. . . we were out of hooks.'
"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."
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"Is this the spatula or the whisk?"
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Egg faces firing squad of chefs.
'Leave us alone, you big bully!'
'What is the upside of this plan again?'
'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'
'No, no, no, Fielder If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times - use the whisk I hate to beat a dead horse but, well,,, It is our job,'
"Francine, you're a rebel!"
"Next time you're baking a cake, turn the mixer off before allowing him to lick it."
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'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'
'Take your time Mr Dumpty and try to identify the scoundrel who pushed you off the wall and assaulted you!'
'Ever notice on these cop shows that the criminals always wear beaters?'
'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'
'Stop me before I whisk again,'
Grim reaper calls on egg.
"I'll beat 'em up, then Louie, here, will do the real damage. But we ain't cheap."