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"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"
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'Which would you like, apple or orange juice?'
"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, order, orders, ordering, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, scotch, whisky, whiskey, comfort, undemanding, easy, easygoing, preference, preferences, unpretentious
"If you don't mind, that's 'Jack Russell Terrier', not 'Jack Daniels Terrier'."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, jack russell terrier, jack russell terriers, whisky, whiskies, whiskey, whiskys, whiskeys, alcohol, drink, drinks, name, names, breed, breeds, dog breed, dog breeds, pedigree
"The Bells, The Bells."
'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'
"Shall we join the ladies?"
Tags:lion, lions, lion pride, lion prides, pride, prides, boys club, boys' club, boys clubs, male, males, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacking off, husband, husbands, relax, relaxes, relaxing, ungrateful, taken for granted, wife, wives, dinner, dinners, cook, cooks, cooking, hunter, hunters, hunting, whiskey, whisky, ingrate, ingrates
'What'll it be, cowboy?'
"That was extremely empowering, Terry - I believe I'll have another."
Tags:drink, drinks, bartender, bartenders, bar tender, bar tenders, bar-tender, bar-tenders, macho men, macho man, macho-men, macho-man, macho male, macho males, empower, empowered, empowering, barmen, barman, alpha male, alpha males, drinks order, men's drink, men's drinks, drinks order, pint, pints, whiskey, whiskeys, whisky, whiskies, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, overindulge, overindulging
"You've just written every country song."
Tags:country, country music, country and western, country & western, lyric, lyrics, music lyrics, country lyrics, country and western lyrics, country & western lyrics, whiskey, beer, horse, horses, whisky, honky tonk, old-time, old time, old timey, old-timey, country song, country songs, sameness, similarity, ubuitousness, ubiquity, originality, lack of originality, musician, musicians
'Give me a whisky without ice, we should all do our bit.'
"Whoever said you can drive a horse to water, but you can't make him drink? (hiccup)
'Oh! You've passed the breathalyzer test.' 'I KNEW IT! that pub's watering down its whisky!'
Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.
"Scotch and toilet water?"
Tags:scotch, whisky, whiskey, scotch and soda, scotch and sodas, water, toilet water, dog, dogs, drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, bartender, bartenders, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, preference, preferences, preferred, favorite drink, favorite drinks, favourite drink, favourite drinks
'The one on the left is a beverage analyst for Huff & Swoon, and the one on the right is a drunk; or is it the other way around?'
'You need to drink more water, Mr. Cameron.' 'AND RUIN MY WHISKY?!'
"A shot of whisky, a beer chaser, and the current issue of TV Guide, please."
Tags:old west, wild west, western, westerns, saloon, saloons, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, cowboy, cowboys, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, beer, beers, whisky, whiskey, shot, shots, order, orders, ordering, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., tv guide, tv guides, tv listings, t.v. listings, television listings, bad sign, red flag, trouble, troublesome, starting a fight, changing the channel
"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."
Tags:philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, philosophies, proverb, wise word, wise words, proverbs, single malt, single malts, whiskey, whiskeys, whisky, whiskys, philosophize, philosophising, philosophise, philosophizing, drunk, drunks, boozer, boozers, alcoholic, alcoholics, journey, journeys, famous saying, famous quote, guru, gurus, wisdom
"Wine? Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"
"Three Wild Turkeys."
'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'
"I make sure I age my whiskey."