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"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."
"If you don't mind, that's 'Jack Russell Terrier', not 'Jack Daniels Terrier'."
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'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'
"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."
Tags:philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, philosophies, proverb, wise word, wise words, proverbs, single malt, single malts, whiskey, whiskeys, whisky, whiskys, philosophize, philosophising, philosophise, philosophizing, drunk, drunks, boozer, boozers, alcoholic, alcoholics, journey, journeys, famous saying, famous quote, guru, gurus, wisdom
"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."
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"I make sure I age my whiskey."
"What the ... this is rootbeer."
Tags:saint bernard, st. bernard, st bernard, rootbeer, rootbeers, root beer, root beers, whiskey, whiskeys, whisky, whiskys, tee-totaler, tee-totalers, teetotaler, teetotalers, teetotal, tee total, teetotaller, teetotallers, teetotalling, tee-totaller, tee-totallers, tee totaller, tee totallers, non drinker, non drinkers, rescue dog, rescue dogs, mountain rescue
"Here's the two fingers of whiskeyyou ordered."
"Why are you giving them whiskey?"
'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'
'I've become resistant to antibiotics, but what I dread is a shot of whisky in a cup of hot tea.'
'Gimme all your money, or the single malt gets it!'
"I my day we used real scotch."
Tags:hopscotch, hopscotches, playground game, playground games, playground, playgrounds, children's game, scotch, scotches, whisky, whiskey, whiskys, whiskeys, children's games, scotch whisky, drunkard, generation gap, generation gaps, alcohol, liqueur, hard liquor, memory lane, reminiscing, reminisce
Scotch Whisky Torture
Grades of booze
'The say 'Love makes the world go round'. Whisky has the same effect on me!'
"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"
"Hmm...Will I have my coffee with brandy or with whisky?"
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"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."
"What kind of coffee is this?"
"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."
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T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, it was straight shots all the way.
"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"
Tags:spirit, spirits, whiskey, whiskeys, whisky, whiskys, whiskies, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drinker, drinkers, drinking problem, drinking problems, drink problem, drink problems, spirit, spirits, percy bysshe shelley, to a skylark, blithe spirit