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White house staff advised to check their closets for Stephen Miller before bedtime.
"This disaster relief bill better not be another joke about my haircut."
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Bring your daughter to work day
"Your cholesterol and blood pressure are a little high. Your button is kind of small, but it's not bad for a seventy-one year old man."
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"They offered my the part, but the guy was too sleazy."
"What do you mean, 'When did I have the time to have an affair??!' I MADE the time!"
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"Lemme just try it on for a second."
"It's only the wish of a kind and goodhearted guy. Nothing more. No pressure. NO intimidation. Just an earnest and innocent desire, innocently and sincerely expressed. I hope you can let this go."
Uncle Sam Tries to Return Trump
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"You know things are bad when Trump tries to start a sex scandal to create a diversion."
They Saved Trump's Brain!
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Trump Crossword Puzzle
"Good morning. This is the White House. Press (1) for disinformation about coronavirus testing; press (2) for disinformation about masks and ventilators; or press (3) for all other corona disinformation."
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"Sure, it's been forty-four days since our last press briefing. . . But honestly, it's because there's just not much to talk about."
"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."
To Serve America. . .
"I'll find you some candy, but first tell me how you got past the Secret Service."
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'Let it go, Neil!'
Infrastructure Blocked by Troll
After Dinner at the White House
Trump and US Flag
"Excellent, excellent. A ﬁne blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
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"Man, this slavery thing sucks!"
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President Obama's gun violence proposal and the NRA proposal.