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His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'
'Someone must have called him yellow again.'
'Are you SURE that tooth's not bothering you?'
'Get the whitening kind. . . I don't care about plaque, and the whitening one will whiten my plaque anyway, Joy.'
"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"
He saw a bright white light, but it was no heaven.
"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"
'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'
'Did you say, 'Whitened and pointed'?'
'Get them whitened? It took me $50,000 and five thousand bottles to get them this way.'
"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."