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For Witches of a Certain Age
"And right about then the price of great big stones went out of sight."
"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."
"Then I said, 'So what does a lesbian vegan Wiccan do for fun?'"
"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."
Christine O'Donnell's Danse Macabre.
'You mean a vegan isn't the same thing as a witch?'
'More tea, Wicca?'
'Her first telekinesis!'
'Halloween. Why should cats have all the fun?'
"Well, thanks for inviting us to a wonderful vegan meal and I think we're all agreed I've got to get a cell phone with better reception."