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Bowled out on extra wickets.
"Typical of a woman, hammering in with the blade of a bat instead of the handle."
'He's signalling to the pavilion...He seems to want something...I can't tell what...'
"How could she do it, the poor groundsman's spent months getting this wicket right."
"The young Englishman prepares for McGraths next delivery!"
Cricketer playing with a harp as the wickets
'I hate cricket.'
Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...
10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.
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'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'
'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'
'Out for what?' - 'The rest of the day.'
'Cricket. . . six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours.'
'You know your problem don't you? You've got tennis elbow.'
'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'
'Typical Aussie bowler.'
'No, the wicket's ok, I just hate ants.'
'Out for a duck again.'
Giant croquet ball heads towards a car.
'Oh - Oh, looks like the flipper.'
'It's a harsh dismissal folks, and it's bound to fuel the debate over the new robo-umpire.'