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Women sleep less well than men.
'And when she says jump, do you promise to ask how high?'
"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."
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'Let's try voting for the greater of the two evils this time and see what happens.'
"We got into an argument and now she's giving me the un-silent treatment."
'Alright Harold... now stop feigning death and go mow the loan!'
'I agree it was a pointless arguement, but I still won.'
'Oh, stop worrying about it, Larry. They are just love handles.'
'It's a timeless landscape, so stop looking at your watch.'
'We need something for his verbal incontinence. He has a blather control problem.'
"But you must continue as a lab rat! Can't you see we have three mouths to feed?"
'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'
"Where have you been? You're well oiled"
The man of the hour is the guy whose wife asked him to wait a minute.
'According to this Obituary, I passed away suddenly and donations can be made out to you!'
"...and one of this models unique features is the ability to be able to turn your wife's airbag on and off"
'I'm not saying grace for that!'
'Don't be silly, Gladys -y ou only get ducks in CRICKET!!'
'I'll get back to you - the wife is just leaving...me.'
'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'
'In all the years I've been married my lips have never touched those of another woman. I kiss them on the tummy.'
'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'
'My communication skill begin when yours end. . .'
'I think we communicate much better now, I can finally hear myself speaking,,,'
'I've changed my expectation of this relationship Walter.'