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'I'll take the number 7.'
A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.
"I had this horrible nightmare that I went to bed in my toupee and spent the entire night looking like an idiot."
Tags:toupee, toupees, hair, hair loss, bald, balding, hair thinning, thin hair, receding hairline, going bald, gone bald, bald-headed, fake hair, wig, wigs, men, middle aged, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, not a dream, reality, real life, dream, dreams, dreaming, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors
'This one's for hair loss awareness.'
The wool club for mammoths.
Tags:mammoth, mammoths, wool, woolly, woolly coat, wool club, trim, trims, trimming, groom, grooming, hair, hair cut, hair cuts, hair dresser, hair dressers, stylist, stylistic, groomer, groomer, fresh, freshen up, refreshing, hair, club, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, bald, balds, balding, hair plugs, combover, comb overs
"Not the real you? Well, of course it's not the real you. The real you is bald."
"Come on,Gelphin, every man has his price. How much for that hair of yours?"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, hair, bald, balding, hair loss, alopecia, price, prices, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, realistic, hairstyle, hairstyles, good hair, offer, offers, offering, money, bribery, bribe, bribes, inducement, inducing, inducements, every man has his price, proverb, proverbs, expression, expressions
"My hair has been a great source of comfort to me."
Tags:hair, hairline, hairlines, receding hairline, receding hairlines, bald, baldness, male pattern baldness, head of hair, middle age, middle aged, flaunt, flaunts, flaunting, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, middle age, middle aged, confidence, confidence, self-confident, self-confidence, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, hairpiece, hairpieces, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, barber, barbers, salon, hair salon, hair salons, midlife crisis, midlife crises
A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
Tags:man, men, hair, bald, balding, hair loss, alopecia, hairspray, spray, sprays, spray-on, spray-on hair, hair in a can, self-conscious, embarrassed, embarrassing, covering up, hiding, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, solution, solutions, problem, problems, hairstyle, hairstyles, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, illusion, illusions, fake, false, innovation, innovative, invention, inventions, beauty, modern life
"I forgot my wig."
The Dreadlock Comb-over's one-night beta test.
Tags:combover, comb overs, comb-over, comb-overs, bald, balds, balding, balding man, male pattern baldness, beta test, beta tests, test out, tests out, testing out, dreadlock, dreadlocks, unflattering, appropriation, pickup line, pickup lines, flirt, flirts, wig, wigs, hairstyle, hairstyles, unflattering, revolting, gross
"Don't mention hair loss."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, hair loss, balding, alopecia, sensitive, self-conscious, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, cover-up, cover up, hiding, embarrassed, embarrassing, old, age, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged
'How much is the cute brown one in the window?'
"Believe me, I can tell."
"You see, it's actually your own hair recovered, through painstaking research, from past visits to the barber, and then pasted back on your head."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, discussion, discussions, hair, hair loss, alopecia, bald, balding, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, recovery, recovered, solution, solutions, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, glue, paste, adhesive, questionable, beauty, beauty standards
"I wouldn't. It's a toupee."
"I knew you wore a toupee but now you're telling me the moustache is fake?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, boyfriend, boyfriends, man, men, dating, date, dates, false, fake, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, hairpiece, hairpieces, balding, hairloss, hair loss, alopecia, facial hair, moustache, moustaches, mustache, mustaches, lie, lies, liar, liars, lying, dishonest, dishonesty, revelation, revelations, confession, confessions, shocking, beauty, beauty standards
"The usual, sir?" "Yes, please."
Tags:bald, baldness, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, male pattern baldness, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, cut hair, cuts hair, cutting hair, hairstylist, hairstylists, stylist, stylists, wig, wigs, hairstyle, hairstyles, fake, faker, fakers, faking, regular customer, regular customers, regular, regulars, paint, paints, painting, painted on, age, ages, ageing, aging
"I'm sure it's a rug."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, balding, hair loss, alopecia, bald, no hair, losing hair, going bald, hiding, covering, head, heads, embarrassed, embarrassment, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, gossip, gossiping, wordplay, word play, man, men, beauty, health, hairstyle, hairstyles, hair
"Takes years of me..."
"No, I don't think your new wig makes you look ugly."
Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas
Tags:dallas, texas, southern, south, american south, us, america, united states, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, brothers grimm, little red riding hood, red riding hood, wolf, wolves, grannies, grandma, grandmas, nana, nanas, nan, nans, tacky, big hair, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, style, hairdo, beauty, make-up, wig, wigs, modern fairy tale, modern fairytale, visiting grandma, visiting nan, visiting nana
How to Tell What Your Snake Swallowed
Tags:sia, wig, wigs, pop, pop musician, pop musicians, pop artist, pop artists, popular music, pop music, snake, snakes, swallow, swallows, swallowing, shape, shapes, swallow whole, swallows whole, swallowing whole, telltale sign, telltale signs, giveaway, giveaways, parrot, parrots, pet, pets, carnivore, carnivores, carnivorous, man-eater, man-eaters, man-eating, python, pythons, anaconda, anacondas
'You guys are keeping a sharp lookout, right?'
"Great stupid haircut!"
Tags:modern life, modern times, fashions, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, hair style, hair styles, trend, trends, following trends, trend setter, trend setters, haircut, haircuts, wig, wigs, stupid haircut, stupid haircuts, millennial, millennials, personal style