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' . . . We're releasing you into the wild so that you fly free, my young eaglet. Don't forget to tweet.'
Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok
"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom management, teacher life, getting attention, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, noisy, out of control, uncontrollable, wild, back talk, talking back, kid, kids, child, children, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school
"I don't care what your mother did—I'm not eating the fleas off your back."
Tags:jungle, jungles, elephant, elephants, exotic animals, exotic, marriage, married life, quality of life, hygiene, hygienic, mummy's boy, pampered, spoil, spoiled, mother, mothers, motherhood, raised by animals, parent, parenting, parents, raised, upbringing, wild man, wild, date, dating, red flag, worry, worries, worrying
"It's the most blatant violation of park rules I've ever seen."
Tags:park, parks, national park, national parks, yellowstone, animal, animals, bear, bears, wild, wildlife, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, violation, violations, violating, rule, rules, blatant, obvious, don't feed the animals, regulation, regulations, environment, nature, unnatural, environmental issues
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, fish, bird, birds, dog, dogs, cage, cages, aquarium, aquariums, depressed, depression, sad, sadness, lonely, loneliness, man's best friend, limited, limit, swim, swimming, fly, flying, love, one man, owner, owners, die, death, freedom, restricted, restrict, thought, thoughts, domesticated, wild, free, relationship, relationships, mental health
"I like you in a tie."
Tags:fashion, clothes, clothing, accessory, accessories, tie, ties, men's fashion, men's clothing, men's clothes, menswear, informal, formal, casual, shirtless, wild, punk, punks, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, style, personal style, personal appearance, rebel, rebels, dressed up, fancy, sophisticated, classy, biker, bikers
"Hey, believe me, I tried, but I couldn't find a qualified American who would do this work."
Tags:occupations, business, foreign, i mmigration, animals, monkeys, entertainment, wild, unemployment, workers, trained monkey, trained monkeys, street performer, street performers, foreign worker, foreign workers, guest worker, guest workers, guest worker program, guest worker programs, illegal alien, illegal aliens, undocumented immigrant, undocumented immigrants, mankoff
"He's a porcupine, and he's prickly. I accept that."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, squirrel, squirrels, porcupine, porcupines, rodent, rodents, forest, forests, wild, relationship, relationships, friendship, friend, friends, mate, mates, accept, accepting, acceptance, tolerant, tolerance, prickly
"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"
Tags:tanks, hunters, national rifle association, deer, law, politics, guns, military, wild, nature, environment, government, fight back, fights back, fighting back, prey, hunter, hunting season, nra, national rifle association, n.r.a., lobbyist, lobbyists, lobbying group, lobbying groups, second amendment, fair fight, fair fights, hunting
Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:
"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, medical, medicine, old, elderly, senior, seniors, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, smoking, tobacco, no rules, not limits, wild, out-of-control, out of control, health, unhealthy, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits
"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, bald, shaved, fashion, fashionable, style, stylish, trend, trends, trendy, personal appearance, personal style, beauty, wild, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, frustrated, frustration, fed up, modern life
"Me TREE TOAD!"
"It's that 'rarer than thou' attitude that gets me."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceros, giraffe, giraffes, safari, safari animal, safari animals, rare, wild, endangered, endangered animal, endangered animals, rarer, holier-than-thou, holier than thou, ego, egoist, egoists, egotistic, egotistical, self-centred, self-centered, attitude, bad attitude, snob, snobs, snobby, smug, self-satisfied, conceited, judgemental
"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."
Tags:canada, forest, forests, woods, trees, tree, wild, wilderness, camping, camp, camper, campers, outdoors, great outdoors, tent, tents, canoe, canoes, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, drunk, vodka, not enough, running out, bored, boredom, dull, boring, middle of nowhere, nature, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, trip, trips, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
Chelsea of the Apes
Tags:raised by apes, ape, apes, monkey, monkeys, gorilla, gorillas, wild, wildlife, jungle, jungles, children, child, kid, kids, teen, teens, teenager, attitude, bad attitude, sassy, too cool, eye roll, basic, swinging from ropes, tarzan of the apes, literature, novel, novels, book, books, as if, whatever, dad, dads, dad bod, father, fathers, fatherhood, daughter, daughters, family, families
Sign saying "Entering God's Country: Next Secular Area 450 mi."
Tags:religion, religious, secular, secularism, god, god's country, road, roads, road sign, road sign, sign, signs, signage, street, sight, street signs, mountain, mountains, forest, forests, woods, wild, wilderness, nature, natural, landscape, landscapes, beautiful, view, environment, pristine, clean, word play, wordplay
"Of course, lack of discipline is a major problem in raising free-range chickens!"
Tags:farm, farms, farmer, farmers, poultry, poultry farm, poultry farms, poultry farmer, poultry farmers, animal, animals, bird, birds, poultry, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, hen house, hen houses, hen-house, hen houses, chick coop, chicken coops, free-range, free-range chicken, free-range eggs, wild, free, freedom, lack of discipline, discipline, out of control, out-of-control, undisciplined, food trend, food trends
"I often feel woolly, but seldom do I feel very wild."
"They're most dangerous when you stop petting them."
"Well, I guess that's the last time the Cullings ever invite us over!"
Tags:embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, dinner, dinners, dinner party, dinner parties, humiliate, humiliates, feral, husband, husbands, child, children, son, sons, wild, out of control, wild animal, wild animals, invite, invites, invitation, invitations, cause a scene, causing a scene, create a scene, creating a scene, fight, fights, argument, arguments, manners, bad manners
Ice breakers in the wild.
Tags:animal, foodchain, food chain, food chains, predator, predators, prey, preys, ice breaker, breaking the ice, team exercise, chicken, chickens, bear, bears, wolf, wolves, crocodiles, crocs, wild, forest, forrest, ice breakers, warmup, activity, team builder, team builders, training, support group, support groups, therapy, therapist, therapists, addiction, addictions, chat, chats, chatting
'When does the groundskeeper get back from vacation?'
Tags:groundskeeper, groundskeepers, grounds keeper, grounds keepers, grass, grassy, long grassy, wild, wilderness, overgrown, overgrow, overgrows, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, rest, rests, resting, rested, baseball, base ball, ground, grounds, pitch, pitches, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Nature, red in tooth and claw
Tags:nature, natural world, wilderness, wild, wild animal, wild animals, animal, animals, hare, hares, bird, birds, racoon, racoons, moose, bear, bears, squirrel, squirrels, greetings, greeting, friendly greeting, friendly greetings, red in tooth and claw, violent, savage, tennyson, lord alfred tennyson, predator, predators, prey