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Polar Bears Bowling.
Gerald suddenly remembers rule number 3 on how to survive a bear attack: create as much sudden noise as possible.
'Well that's the last of the Mohicans...there's a little but of Sioux left if anyone's interested.'
"What the heck?! That was my favourite back-scratching tree!"
'Oh yes, it's stuffed, don't worry - it had the Thompson kids for tea.'
A Bear Fishing.
'Don't look so surprised, Al... Bears often wander into town searching for food!'
'Did you eat at the lodge tonight?'
'Can't say as I blame them. The price of food has gone through the roof.'
Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.
'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'
"Well, they never consulted me: basically, I was released back into the wild against my will..."