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Instead of hunting gazelle tonight, let's call maintenance, say we have a short and eat the electrician when he arrives.
'No you can't be a vegetarian, son. It just isn't very lion.'
'Isn't this the place where a big cat was sighted?'
Tiger dreams of what it must be like being a mouser on the African safari.
'I think our relationship is moving way too fast.'
'Owl is a night person. Me, I can sleep anytime.'
'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'
'The kids just get so upset when a pet dies, so we decided to get one of these tortoises that live to be 150.'
'Okay. We've domesticated the dog, but we're having a little trouble with the cat...'
Suddenly the bar went silent. Somebody coughed.
'The Evolution of Meow.'
'I just didn't like humans all that much, so, a few years ago, I decided to go feral...'
'Mom loves cats of all sizes. Wait until you meet tigger.'
A tiger has no pride - ask any lion.
Cheetah's never prosper.
tiger strangling snakes
'What do you mean, I look 'long in the tooth'.'
Cat tries to bring down an antelope.
"To be fair, dear. They did look after our cat when we went on holiday."
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'I have the legal paperwork ready: You can start fighting over this territory when convenient...'
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'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'
'Name four animals of the cat family.'
'Let's stick to hunting gazelles, darling.'