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Why One's Parents Got Married
"You don't look like a hurricane victim to me."
"I'd invite you up, but I'm trying to preserve the crime scene."
"I hope you have some exciting video to show me."
A Little Knowledge
"Wow! You need professional help."
"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"
"Yeah, this guy caught me, took a photo, kissed me on the lips and released me! What a weirdo!"
"So you're pregnant...by a guy named 'Holy Spirit...' Well, this might be the right moment to tell you about me and this girl from the wine tavern."
'Just before leaving, my co-workers told me some wild story about the boss bringing them work while they were on vacation.'
"Well, you see...the Spanish word for 'talk' is 'habla'...but it's not nice to laugh at someone who talks too much, so you get rid of the 'ha'...and you're left with 'bla'."
"And after that terrible storm, we never saw your Great Tia Beatriz again!"