Wild Wild West Cartoons and Comics

"We'll be paying for the prairie, the forests, and the streams with this credit card, which is just as good as—if not better than—trinkets."

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "

"Because you're not naked, and you're not a cowboy, that's why!"

"It's a great country–just don't get sick."

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

"Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!"

"There was 'reasonable doubt,' Ma'am, so we're hanging a few lawyers."

The Interstate Rapid Transit System

"Your barn door is open."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Mouth-Off At The O.K. Corral

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"His coffee's always crap for about a week after the MacArthur genius-grant winners are announced."

"Oh, sorry. I seem to have bellied up to the wrong bar."

"And one other thing—from now on, we're the James Group."

"So, Slim, where did you learn to shop like that?"

"Ten-Gallon Hat in a One-Gallon Life."

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

"Nobody said anything about frontier justice."

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

"This is it, Slim. I'm putting you on the next off-peak train outta here."

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"