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'So. . .why do you want to work for us?'
Good Gnus-Bad Gnus
"Some wildebeest? No, thanks, ... I just had a protein drink."
"Care to join us? We're going to sweep majestically across the plains."
'Well then... Start spreading the gnus!'
"You'll like it. I had it for lunch."
And then, on the dusty shores of the Gitche Gumee, the age old question of who would win a fight between a narwhal and a wildebeest was finally answered.
"It's the Queen of the Jungle. She wants you to pick up some wildebeest on the way home."
Bull with sign: 'No GNU taxes.'
'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'
"If we make it greener on this side of the river, the wildebeests will cross here..."
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"Good news, the migration has started: The wildebeests are coming!"
"Happy Gnu Year!"
"This is worrying Dad: The migrating wildebeest count is really low this year..."
Tags:animal, crocodiles, wildebeests, ccroc, crocs, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food-chain, food source, food sources, population control, population, populations, censuses, crocodile, wildebeest, count, counting, census, statistics, conservationist, conservationists, population level, population levels
'Hi, we're your new management team. We're here to save you!'
"Forget it, he's got a brain the size of a walnut: No point reasoning with him to let us cross..."
'We're going to be here for a while, so instead of taking time to run down a zebra or wildebeest, let's just order take-out.'
'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'
Suddenly the laws of nature had changed. . . . Doreen had a Magnum!
"Sorry we can no longer supply a free tick removal service."
'I'll have the Wildebeest.'
Male Springbok: 'Sally,Beth,this is Will, my Gnu friend'
'Down in one! Down in one! Down in one!'
'Wooo-sorry, everyone-for a minute there I thought I was back...well, nevermind.'