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'So. . .why do you want to work for us?'
Good Gnus-Bad Gnus
"Some wildebeest? No, thanks, ... I just had a protein drink."
"Care to join us? We're going to sweep majestically across the plains."
'Well then... Start spreading the gnus!'
"You'll like it. I had it for lunch."
And then, on the dusty shores of the Gitche Gumee, the age old question of who would win a fight between a narwhal and a wildebeest was finally answered.
"It's the Queen of the Jungle. She wants you to pick up some wildebeest on the way home."
Bull with sign: 'No GNU taxes.'
'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'
"If we make it greener on this side of the river, the wildebeests will cross here..."
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"Happy Gnu Year!"
"Good news, the migration has started: The wildebeests are coming!"
"This is worrying Dad: The migrating wildebeest count is really low this year..."
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"Forget it, he's got a brain the size of a walnut: No point reasoning with him to let us cross..."
'Hi, we're your new management team. We're here to save you!'
"For full "Lion-Protection", you would need to hire at least three of our agents..."
'We're going to be here for a while, so instead of taking time to run down a zebra or wildebeest, let's just order take-out.'
'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'
Suddenly the laws of nature had changed. . . . Doreen had a Magnum!
"Sorry we can no longer supply a free tick removal service."
'I'll have the Wildebeest.'
'Down in one! Down in one! Down in one!'
Male Springbok: 'Sally,Beth,this is Will, my Gnu friend'